My Day in Haiku

I woke up today.

The alarm clock didn't ring.

Shit! I'm late again.

Sweets and treats for work.

Do Biz cinnamon rolls, yum...

Warm box, burning legs.

Cookies for breakfast.

Oh yea, work is flying by.

Jeans give my butt lift.

I didn't eat lunch.

I got a piece of hate mail.

Mail box full? F**k off!

I'm off of work now.

Here comes golf and cocktail fun.

Cute cart girl, nice bum...

Played like ass, again.

Lost two dinners, C'mon Say!

That cart girl again...;)

Ah...good drinks, good food.

Thunder Dan picked up the wings!

No discounts tonight.

It's past midnight now.

And I get the urge to blog.

Wings make belly hate!

I sleep with Bourdain.

PX90...I'll get ripped!

Only in my dreams.

Turn off PC now!

Gotta publish this blog, wow...

My day in haiku...

Good night!